Who dares, will be a moron :D

Guys, a friend is in deep trouble. He claims he is a moron, but finds it difficult to maintain moron-ness…so, here’s to fulfilling a friend’s duties . This is a looooong one, so if you dont have the time, pls do read it right now!

• Run one lap around the office at top speed.

• Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,” Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye. ”

• To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

• Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way. ”

• Walk sideways to the photocopier.

• While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

OR…

• Say to your boss, ” I like your style ” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

• Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, ” Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it. “

• Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

• Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).

• Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

OR………

• At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

• Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. (You can try this with Manju, Nikhil )

• While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

• In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, ” Shut up, all of you just shut up! “

• In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 am slot: ” See how I look in tights. ” (5 extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)

• Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, ” You wanna trade? “

• Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” ” What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”

• Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

• Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

• Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

• During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

And if that wasn’t enough for you…

• Tell your parents over dinner. ” Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. “

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

• Finish all your sentences with ” In accordance with the prophecy. “

• Dont use any punctuation…….or: Use, too…much; punctuation!

• Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

• When the money comes out of the ATM, cry ” I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!! ”

• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives, they’re loose!” (I plan to do this one, this Saturday at Bannerghatta )

And finally, this was a mail i received long back from a friend…hope it comes of use . These are not my ideas