Guys, a friend is in deep trouble. He claims he is a moron, but finds it difficult to maintain moron-ness…so, here’s to fulfilling a friend’s duties . This is a looooong one, so if you dont have the time, pls do read it right now!
Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,” Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye. “
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way. “
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
Say to your boss, ” I like your style ” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, ” Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it. “
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. (You can try this with Manju, Nikhil )
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, ” Shut up, all of you just shut up! “
In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 am slot: ” See how I look in tights. ” (5 extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, ” You wanna trade? “
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” ” What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
And if that wasn’t enough for you…
Tell your parents over dinner. ” Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. “
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with ” In accordance with the prophecy. “
Dont use any punctuation…….or: Use, too…much; punctuation!
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, cry ” I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!! “
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives, they’re loose!” (I plan to do this one, this Saturday at Bannerghatta )
And finally, this was a mail i received long back from a friend…hope it comes of use . These are not my ideas