nursery rhymes we didn’t have as kids…

Heyyo there! I got a very mean mail looooong time back…about nursery rhymes we didn’t have as kids…ok…shall not explain anymore…read on…and let’s see how much meaner yu guys can get… Consider this a tag…similar tu RJ’s…only, here, no love poem…just meanies writing mean nursery rhymes πŸ˜€

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey Diddle Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

By the way, folks, I’m a great lover of nursery rhymes…and am generally against anthing that degrades them…but like i said, am in naughty mode πŸ˜€ .

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16 thoughts on “nursery rhymes we didn’t have as kids…

  1. rofl…I wish I was in touch with my nursery teacher πŸ˜› I wud have shown this to her for sure…

    Better idea, I’ll teach these to my bro’s daughter and maker her unlearn all old-not so happening nursery rhymes πŸ˜‰ wt say???

    PS My fac Jack n Jill & Scrambled Eggs πŸ˜€

  2. @S
    Hehe…yur nursery teacher would probably rofl too πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    and great idea…its a lovely thing tu teach nonsense tu lil kids πŸ˜€ have done it jus too many times, tht everyone tells me i’ll make an “excellent” mom

    do it. do it. do it.

    @Arvind
    if there’s anyhing i remmbr frm 14 yrs of schooling, its nursery rhymes!!! πŸ˜€

    @Sakhi
    i guess more thn a naughty mode, one has to be in a sadist-mode tu do such mean things tu cute nursery rhymes πŸ˜€ …ooops…i realise i was one ystrday!!

    Anu
    Hehe…imaination ran wild for someone…hehehe
    and yey! theme is back…coz th other one had a bug n used to show some odd date for every single post! all thanks tu arvind for pointin tht out tu me!

    @Reema
    hehe…hey diddle diddle is my fav

  3. @Nikhil
    I’m gonna report you for using offensive language in my blog !! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    well, if yu cud’v rhymed th last line as well, it’d hav been grt! πŸ˜€ funny guy!

    @Sakhi
    Thanks…so do i ! Weird ppl misled me into changing it πŸ˜€

  4. I think i haven’t learned any of these!!!
    i remember
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    How i wonder what u r
    Up above the sky so high
    like a diamond in the sky

    n one more

    Rain Rain Go away……
    Little john wants to play
    come again another day……… πŸ™‚

    n yeah the eating sugar one also!! πŸ˜‰

  5. @Rekha
    Hehe…amazed! yu say yu havent learnt any and have typed it all out! Kudos! πŸ˜€
    anytime is a gud time tu learn rhymes πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ they are cute!

    @Ritwik
    LOL…some imagination! definitely smiling away!

  6. A good friend sent me these. My dad also taught a few to us kids, including:

    Hickory, dickory, dock,
    Three mice ran up the clock.
    The clock struck one,
    And the other two escaped with minor injuries.

    That one got my sister into trouble with a kindergarten teacher many, many, many years ago.

    I like the graphics. Good job.

  7. Great post !!

    Just made me think….

    Jack and Jill,
    Tainted so much,
    Will decide to stay up the hill.

    No more pills,
    Some more daughters,
    And they’ll live happily ever after.

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