Own some birds…at Johannesburg!

Since yesterday evening, I’d been having this terrible buzz in my right ear which would slowly climb up to a crescendo and then shift to the left one. And then after a crescendo there, back to my right one! I didn’t know why it was happening or what exactly it was all about. Aarrrgh…it was really irritating! I kept ignoring it as much as I could. I tried to write, I couldn’t. I tried blogging, but I couldn’t. I tried to read, I tried to sleep, I tried to watch TV, I tried to clean my cupboard (!!), I tried getting drenched in the rain…nothing would work. It just would not take the hint and leave me alone! Then I decided to concentrate ( seemingly, there was no other option left) and voila! I realised that the buzz was not just an ordinary buzz (Thank God…I was not on my way to be deaf!). It was telling me something…something about me. I was about to attain self-realisation! My ear was talking to me. I could make out words. Repeatedly. Over and over.

I listened intently…but the words were too hazy…blurred…almost like it was being spoken from under water!

I thought I heard it say ‘Johannesburg’! Wow…really? No no…it said ‘John has birds.’ John who; so what? Then again ‘Own some birds.’ (Buzzer, I don’t like birds. they’re weird creatures! They look at you through one eye!! The other one, way on the other side, looks at someone else!) There…‘Join some bus’. Join? Did it mean get into? Or was it ‘John’s son’s bad’? So what should I do? Now what the hell does ‘Jan sung bazz’ mean? Do I have a Chinese ear?? Oh wait! I think it’s trying to say ‘Johnson’s buds’! πŸ˜€

Well, ok! So I hadn’t cleaned my ear for a while πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€ I went bud-hunting and found a pack deep down the gorges of the multi-level (now so, because of my clothes, books, junk and more clothes) spare cot in my room. I fished out a few buds and poked my buzzing ears with those.

The buzzing stopped! It was then that I realised that my ear did not say ‘Johnson’s buds’. That was probably something my brain made me hear, for particular hygiene-related reasons! πŸ˜€

The words were very clear now. And the ungrateful ear (again, it was my brain’s handiwork) spat at me, “Dodo, you have a writer’s block!” πŸ˜€

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22 thoughts on “Own some birds…at Johannesburg!

  1. If you had listened carefully to your ear, you’d have found it saying someone’s name over and over again… Some guy… Some guy in Bangalore… Some Bangalorean… Some guy whose name does not begin with S… Some guy whom you are in love with… Hmmm… I think his name is – Damn, you cleaned the ear!! Go, now you will never know his name!! πŸ˜›
    πŸ˜›

  2. @Vimal
    Welcome to the world! πŸ˜›

    @Arvind
    πŸ˜€ (i hope yu don hav ‘commentor’s block’ now) πŸ˜€

    @Nikhil
    The only ‘name’ i herad when i cleaned my ear is “Dodo” πŸ˜› which does not start with ‘S’ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ is that the name yu’re talking about?

    @Anu
    Hehe πŸ˜€
    Thanks!

    @Reema
    πŸ˜€

    @AV
    πŸ˜€

    @Smita
    πŸ˜€
    Cleaning my cupboard is a punishment! Which affects all of me! my ear too….so, i was just trying to coax my ear into telling me things clearly. Apparently, the ear also saw the imminent need of ‘cleaning’ my cupboard required πŸ˜€

  3. πŸ™‚ LOL.. and i was about to give you advise on “tinitus” and the problems related to it and the treatment!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

    Once a doctor, always a doctor!! *me rolling eyes for myself*

  4. Nice post .. and interesting comments. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what Nikhil is trying to say. I remember mouthing similar dialogs in public long time back. A few nice words in private from my girl and a tap on the head helped .. Ahh, best days of my life

  5. @Aparna
    Really! πŸ˜€

    @Nikhil
    Ssssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @Avionic Spanker
    Welcome to AlphabetWorld! πŸ™‚
    Thanks πŸ™‚ Ok, ok…so yu are a genius πŸ˜€ so, sssshhhh πŸ˜€ hope the best days are still going on πŸ˜‰

  6. Nikhil!!!!!!!!!
    *Some guy whose name does not begin with S…*???
    Why not S? 😑

    Anyway, dodoji, do clean you ears regularly, you never know what you will miss by mistake!!!! πŸ˜‰

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