“Where will I keep the garbage? Will someone come to collect it?”
*no…we usually used to eat it the next day*
“Can I move the furniture around?”
*dude, you decide. Stop calling me for every simple thing*
“Who hung all these pictures here?”
*they got bored and hung themselves*
“Whose picture is that?”
*go figure instead of wasting my time*
“The stars in that room scared me. Who stuck them here?”
*thank god you’ve never looked up at the sky!*
“There’s a weird sound every night. What’s that?”
*probably the neighbours’ reaction when they saw you*
“What have you told the tenants upstairs about me?”
*the truth…which explains the weird night sound*
“What will I tell them if they ask me how I know you?”
*there isn’t much, is there? :P*
“Blah blah blah…”
*tearing my hair out*
“You know what? I don’t have Gtalk or Gmail at office :(”
*overjoyed at the prospect of limited bugging*
“I took a phone connection with 400 free messages and low-rate calls.”
*tearing the remaining hair out and thinking ‘why oh why did I do this!?:roll:*
“Blah blah blah…”
*keeps telling him my parents are the house owners, not me, but he doesn’t seem to hear*
When you know a crazed man, you generally stay away. You try and be polite (though you snub him every chance you get), but you generally keep away, keeping your family also away from him. You try to limit your connection with him to a few words over a chat or across a blog.
But at times, your sense of judgment fails you, and you break those rules, become friends, introduce him to your family… and WORST of all, rent out your house to him! 😮 That too, a good house in a good locality. And what’s more!? It’s fully furnished, fully furnished, fully furnished (there you go: three times over :P) too!
Damn! Now, before long, the house would be virtually invisible. All that passers-by would be able to see would be a huge blob of cobwebs 🙂 Serves you right, Priya, for renting out your house to that wannabe, pseudo-spiderman whom you’re always at war with.
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Oh… Hi Vimmuuu… hows life? It’s always a pleasure talking to you!