Nightmares for rent

“Where will I keep the garbage? Will someone come to collect it?”
*no…we usually used to eat it the next day*

“Can I move the furniture around?”
*dude, you decide. Stop calling me for every simple thing*

“Who hung all these pictures here?”
*they got bored and hung themselves*

“Whose picture is that?”
*go figure instead of wasting my time*

“The stars in that room scared me. Who stuck them here?”
*thank god you’ve never looked up at the sky!*

“There’s a weird sound every night. What’s that?”
*probably the neighbours’ reaction when they saw you*

“What have you told the tenants upstairs about me?”
*the truth…which explains the weird night sound*

“What will I tell them if they ask me how I know you?”
*there isn’t much, is there? :P*

“Blah blah blah…”
*tearing my hair out*

“You know what? I don’t have Gtalk or Gmail at office :(”
*overjoyed at the prospect of limited bugging*

“I took a phone connection with 400 free messages and low-rate calls.”
*tearing the remaining hair out and thinking ‘why oh why did I do this!?:roll:*

“Blah blah blah…”
*keeps telling him my parents are the house owners, not me, but he doesn’t seem to hear*

When you know a crazed man, you generally stay away. You try and be polite (though you snub him every chance you get), but you generally keep away, keeping your family also away from him. You try to limit your connection with him to a few words over a chat or across a blog.

But at times, your sense of judgment fails you, and you break those rules, become friends, introduce him to your family… and WORST of all, rent out your house to him! 😮 That too, a good house in a good locality. And what’s more!? It’s fully furnished, fully furnished, fully furnished (there you go: three times over :P) too!

Damn! Now, before long, the house would be virtually invisible. All that passers-by would be able to see would be a huge blob of cobwebs 🙂 Serves you right, Priya, for renting out your house to that wannabe, pseudo-spiderman whom you’re always at war with.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Oh…  Hi Vimmuuu… hows life? It’s always a pleasure talking to you!

45 thoughts on “Nightmares for rent

  1. Jeez you too come under the category of “not so sane people?” 😯 You rented out your apartment to a Man who wears an unwashed pink lungi and brays at night?? 😯 😯 God the poor neighbours!! They will throw away all their alarms now coz anyways they won’t get a wink of sleep with this monster prancing around 😥

    My heart felt condolences to you and all those furniture that is gonna be abused :mrgreen:


    • Sigh.
      The house itself is protesting, I hear 😉 The bell is continuously ringing, trying to make him run away from the area 😀
      The good point is, there is now access to Laxmi…anytime this guy gets out of control, we know how to reach to Laxmi 😉 😉


  2. ROFL!!!! Pochu Po!!! How could you do this to yourself and to your family, Priya!!!! Silly girl!!

    Anyway good to know where devil Vimmu is hiding… atleast he can’t do much damage to the ‘rest of the world’ this way 🙂

    Hiya Vimmu – so good to see you again 🙂


  3. Loved posts framed in conversations, and this was exceptionally good too! 😀

    “I took a phone connection with 400 free messages and low-rate calls”
    This must be liked, actually? 😛

    Btw, you should see one such conversation on my blog too, though not such a happy one!


    • Welcome to AlphabetWorld! 🙂
      Thanks Sourav 🙂
      Liked?? No way! I don’t have free messages…and this guy doesn’t stop sending. I do have to reply, don’t I? 😀 😀 😀
      Going to your blog now 🙂 Keep visiting 🙂


    • Give im free internet connection too!? Are you kidding me? No way! I cant tell you how relieved I am that he’s off the net!! God really blessed those house owners who’ve never had to answer tenant-y questions over the net! 😛 😛


  4. I thought so.. after reading the post halfway through, I felt like they were Vimmuu’s dialogues.. and I was right! Aha! so you guys are neighbors now?! cool!! you can now write posts on his antics 😛 you have insured your house right? 😛


    • ROFL. Who else can be this dumb, eh? 😀
      No no…he’s in Trivandrum, am in Bnagalore 😉 If there was a prospect of being neighbours, I wouldn’t even have thought of renting out the place to him! Which reminds me, I should NOT move to Trivandrum for the next 5-10 years. My other house is vacant…n i’ll end up being his neighbour 😀


  5. Are you OK ??? How about the house????

    I support Brat about the insurance bit 😉 😉
    Did you take pictures of the house before the Tsunami…err…I mean vimmunami….vimmuuu moved in??? 😉 😉 😉

    Good to learn he’s safe and fine, but now my worry has shifted to you and your house 😆 😆


  6. …im LOVING it…
    ok vimmuuu it isnt KFC its McD’s line
    no gtalk, wordpress! LAXMI..lord heard her prayers…
    yea… u shudve taken better care of th bathrooms there! He dwells…rather THRIVES n those and u can never tell wat damage wil b follow


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