all it takes to lose…

Doesn’t matter how many years you’ve been friends for; doesn’t matter how many times you’ve stood by each other; doesn’t matter how many jokes you’ve shared; doesn’t matter how long you’ve been there for each other; doesn’t matter how many jokes you’ve shared; doesn’t matter how many pranks you’ve played; doesn’t matter how many, many times you’ve told each other “You’re my best buddy!”. All it takes to lose a friend is not to attend her wedding!

I learnt this the hard way. May none of you ever!

P.S.:

My apologies! You’re still my best friend! 😥

i’m already missing it all…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday was my last day at work…and well, everyone made it quite fond and memorable…

Mine could be termed ‘one of the best last day’ in Resource…hehehe…yea, probably they were all charged up to throw me out. But what they dont realise is that I liked it so much that, shameless that I am, i’ll definitely go back for more 😀   Well, its not even a matter of choice. I have to go back…like i’ve mentioned here.

I went to office yesterday wearing the same dress I’d worn on the day i first joined! Though the dress was red, i felt blue 😦 .

And then the pranks began!

I was sitting peacefully in my room, typing away goodbye mails to clients (esp the good-looking male ones 😀 ), senti mails to colleagues and a respectful one to the bosses–when a dozen CDs came flying into my room and landed all around me! For a minute, i thought it was some kinda alien attack…! (what with the bomb blasts and all that…one never knows 😀 . I heard footsteps running away…and from the tiny tremors, i knew it was Harish! 😀

The number of blank utalks that kept thundering onto my screen was screwing up my typing speed as well as the spellings in the mail!! When i begged them to stop, they started typing “dont gooooooooo” and sending 50 at a time again!!! And then it all hung!

And while i’m frantically trying to save the loooong mail (i never realise there is a ‘save’ option unless its always too late), another wise guy walked in and said ‘Excuse me”, pushed my chair (and me) off, calmly shut down my system and walked off! And then i heard laughter from the studio!

Then again comes along another guy and starts shooting thick, hard cardboard pieces at me using a rubber-band! He had the aim a guy who’d drowned a dozen shots of vodka would have! Thank God for that!

Sometime later, Rajeshwari came and slyly took my desk phone off the hook and started to leave! If i hadnt actually seen her do it, I’m sure someone would have said they’re trying to call me. I’d have freaked out to find the phone missing.

The last straw was when one among the bosses said “we’ll charge you for water after 5.30…we’re very strict with guests” 😀 😀 😀 I was very near tears!! Everyone in office was bonkers yesterday…hiding behind walls/doors and springing surprises at me with “Booo” and all that! Popping into my room every 5th minute to say “last day…”

Oh god, the amount of noise i made in that office yesterday is unpardonable by normal norms 😀 ! But i had to keep shouting and screaming “shut up”, “i’ll cry now”, “nonsense”, “madness is happening” and a lot more! Coz i wont get to do all for a looong time 😀 😀 😀

The party was yummmmmm….:D 😀 😀 and the speeches amazing…at the end of it all, i was speechless!! Clutched the bouquet close to me and slowly walked out the door…and in the distance, i could hear the song “All my bags are packed, i’m ready to go…” float around.

Its been hardly a day since i left…and I’m already bored…wanna go to office!!

nursery rhymes we didn’t have as kids…

Heyyo there! I got a very mean mail looooong time back…about nursery rhymes we didn’t have as kids…ok…shall not explain anymore…read on…and let’s see how much meaner yu guys can get… Consider this a tag…similar tu RJ’s…only, here, no love poem…just meanies writing mean nursery rhymes 😀

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey Diddle Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

By the way, folks, I’m a great lover of nursery rhymes…and am generally against anthing that degrades them…but like i said, am in naughty mode 😀 .

“If I had a choice…”…well, i’d abolish tags :D

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
Don’t remember! (The last time i was in a theatre was for U, Me aur Hum, which is hardly a film.
(If you havent seen it till date, please, pat yourselves on your back!)

2. What book are you reading?
P.G. Wodehouse—all the time 😀

3. Favorite board game?
Monopoly! No game can beat it 🙂

4. Favorite magazine?
RD, of course!

5. Favorite smells?
Smell of my mom…and the rain…and myself…:D

6. Favorite sounds?
The Sound of Silence…and everything in The Sound of Music.

7. Worst feeling in the world?
Having to wake up in the morning.

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
Aah…it’s just a dream…not the alarm, really!

9. Favorite fast food place?
Kitchen at home 😀

10. Future child’s name?
Ummmm…haven’t discussed yet 😀

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?
…write a book, print it and publish it!! 😀

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
I will…soon 😀

13. Storms—cool or scary?
Neither…its sexy! Love it 😉

14. Favorite drink?
Iced tea (HAS to be from Pizza Hut)

15. Finish this statement, “If I had the time, I would….”?
Sleep more! 😀

16. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
As long as it is veg…yes! 😀

17. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
Black…it’s always been brown!

18. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Trivandrum (since birth!), Guruvayur (2 yrs), Delhi (2 months), Chennai (2 weeks), Mumbai (2 months), Bangalore (going on…), Coimbatore (in and out)…

19. Favorite sports to watch?
800mtrs in the Olympics, in my dream—..for which I  need to sleep 😀

20. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
RJ – all nice things about him are all over my blog 😀 (right, RJ?)

21. What’s under your bed?
Whatever it is, it’s bringing me a loooootta sleep…and I’m loving it 😀

22. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
Oh yes, yes, yes……exactly as I am: just a lil more tall, a lil more beautiful, and a lil more intelligent 😀 . Actually, no, then it wudnt be me. 😀

23. Morning person or night owl?
Don’t mind either, as long as I can sleep 🙂

24. Over easy, or sunny side up?
Does it help one get more sleep, whatever it is?

25. Favorite place to relax?
Bed.

26. Favorite pie?
22/7

27. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Not an ice-cream person…pastry, yessssss!

28. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
Uh uh…whoever wants to, will…I guess 😀 …i’m not tagging anyone, as I’m the last person to publish this among all my blog friends…so… 😀